They knocked down the pearly gates to put in a tole way
The poor it negates, only those that can pay are welcome to stay
Heaven had a revolution, they elected a new God
They drafted a new constitution, to give democracy a nod
Equal opportunity for damned souls, move them to the front of the line
Expanding heaven\'s borders a new God extols, violators of tariffs he\'ll fine
They are tearing up the clouds to put in a parking lot
Asphalt enshrouds every historical rainbowed spot
Hell on the other hand has air conditioning
Here no one is banned no auditioning
Free internet with no ads naked girls and lads, every one\'s got a hot spot
Lots of beer we\'ll party all year letting heaven rot