orchidee

Can\'t stay all day

Well, I can\'t stay here all day

Writing rubbish of my \'Mad Adventures\' series

It\'s reached poem now, ohh, I dunno

83736346489, or summat near that!

 

Why can\'t you stay and write more rubbish? Fido asks me

You always do! No change there then

Writing your garbage - no end of it

Which takes people, ohh, about 34 seconds to read

Why you make them waste about 34 seconds? He asks me

 

You know I\'m a talking, reading dog

Still checking these poems

Barking at anything \'naughty\' or \'hot\'

Where the 18+ box has not been ticked

C\'mon now, I know these things, no excuses

You \'forgot\' conveniently

To tick the 18+ box!

But my bark is worse

Than my non-existent bite!

And how do I, Fido, get on this site?

Cos I\'m not human!

Heehee