Well, I can\'t stay here all day
Writing rubbish of my \'Mad Adventures\' series
It\'s reached poem now, ohh, I dunno
83736346489, or summat near that!
Why can\'t you stay and write more rubbish? Fido asks me
You always do! No change there then
Writing your garbage - no end of it
Which takes people, ohh, about 34 seconds to read
Why you make them waste about 34 seconds? He asks me
You know I\'m a talking, reading dog
Still checking these poems
Barking at anything \'naughty\' or \'hot\'
Where the 18+ box has not been ticked
C\'mon now, I know these things, no excuses
You \'forgot\' conveniently
To tick the 18+ box!
But my bark is worse
Than my non-existent bite!
And how do I, Fido, get on this site?
Cos I\'m not human!
Heehee