The other day an influencer popped up on my screen;
I don’t know how she got there, don’t remember where I’d been.
Wanted to involve me in some complicated investment scheme:
You’ll make a mighty motza, just join me and go with the flow,
In a world so uncertain, you can’t afford to let this go.
So I informed her that I was an octogenarian and needed no more money.
That’s all right she responded, I do a sideline in large tanks with octopuses, honey.