I never knew there was so much
In some of the rubbish I write!
I mean some amazing, erudite comments
And intelligent too -
Since when did I say anything \'intelligent\'? heehee
It\'s a case of \'I never knew all that - but I know it now!\'
I never knew we could do so much in one second
You know, that extra second we had one year
How did you spend it?
Me? I certainly didn\'t waste that second, cos I
Flew round the world 7,483 times
Sailed around the world 7,493 times
Took a trip to the Moon and back 9,492 times
All in a time lapse?
Or I did it all at the speed of light!
I\'ve not worked the calculations though
Of whether this is correct
Could I have done all that at the speed of light? heehee
Summat like 186,000 miles per second
So I win every Marathon I enter
26 miles - Pah! Nothing to me! lol