Distant rumblings
From the street
He cant stop farting
Hes the elite.
Theres an underlying problem
Though medical people cant explain
As hes blowing his backside trumpet
Again and again.
He does singles
Sometimes doublers
Now and again
A rat tat tat
Its very embarrassing
Hes always ready to blow
In supermarket or car parks
He really puts on a show.
Theres never any warning
Its happens on its own
No siren or shelter
He should really stay at home.