Woof! use that brain cell - or three
Says Fido to me, all this:
Try to work out at least some
Of the cryptic meanings in poems
If ya just can\'t work them out
Pass them to me to de-crypt
Though I say, modestly, and you know it too
That I know 99% of everything
The woofy fount of all knowledge
Well, almost all
I don\'t want to brag about it!
Cos you\'ve got the other 1%
And he goes on, to me:
Ya must have more than one brain cell
For them to communicate with each other
Though I expect you\'ve a maximum of three
Only telling ya the truth, ya know
I\'m not insulting ya here!
Fido knows - he means well! LOL