In me Cuckoo World
That\'ll be Cloud Nine
Fido wants to know
How do you see him?
Is he some giant great dane
Some lively terrier
Some soft pomeranian
Or a sausage dog
Or what is he?
He has some relatives
Is he a Scottish Highland Terrier
As he has a relative named McFido
Always barks as \'McWoof\'
Or is he an Irish Setter
With his cousin O\'Fido
He will bark and say
\'Top of the mornin\' to ya\'
Is he a Welsh corgi
As another relative is Daffyd Fido
He will say \'Woof, hello boyo - or girlo\'
Ohh, it\'s all true this
Cos I, married to KP
Couldn\'t make that up! heehee.