Anyone human on \'ere?
There can\'t be
For the time it takes to be verified
C\'mon now, it\'s a cover-up
Since when were any poets human?!
You might be, Oh, I dunno
Half human, half guinea pig - like I am
Or half human, half fish - a mermaid maybe
Or one of those creatures
Halfman, half horse - a centaur
Tell me no porkies nw
Are ya really human?! LOL.