IF

If

you were rich

i\'d love you.

 

If

you had a PhD

i\'d hear you.

 

If

you lost weight

i\'d want you.

 

If

you had a BMW

we could go for a spin.

 

If

you were taller

we could Tango.

 

If 

you would change

i\'d marry you.

 

If

i felt loved

i wouldn\'t If, If, If you.