Yes, I\'ll sort out Santa
I\'ll get the better of him this year
That\'s for sure!
Cos I hates Christmas morning
Always have to spend it
Cleaning up the lounge
Cos it\'s full of soot
From when he comes down the chimney
Don\'t ask me how
That fat beardy bloke does it
Maybe the reindeer and sledge
Comes down the chimney too?
I\'ll fix him
l\'ll keep a fire going all night
That\'ll send him back up the chimney
He can just drop the presents
At our front door!
Heehee