orchidee

Who ate all the pies?

Who ate all the pies?

I did - pork pies, yummy!

i saved none for KP

Scoffed them all myself

 

And Fido didn\'t want any

Was content with his bone

Or joined me for roast dinners

And threw his bone to KP in his kennel!

 

Though I\'ve not got a lot of dosh

Had to give it to KP for her botox

Or else she threatens me with

\'Fancy an early night, dear?\'

The words I always dread to hear

 

Woof! says Fido

Spare us the details

Or else mark this 18+ (heehee)

 

Yes, life continues here

As nutty as usual

It\'s all true, ya know!

LOL