Who ate all the pies?
I did - pork pies, yummy!
i saved none for KP
Scoffed them all myself
And Fido didn\'t want any
Was content with his bone
Or joined me for roast dinners
And threw his bone to KP in his kennel!
Though I\'ve not got a lot of dosh
Had to give it to KP for her botox
Or else she threatens me with
\'Fancy an early night, dear?\'
The words I always dread to hear
Woof! says Fido
Spare us the details
Or else mark this 18+ (heehee)
Yes, life continues here
As nutty as usual
It\'s all true, ya know!
LOL