sorenbarrett

Memories

A chemistry teacher, we called him Lawrencium, unstable and short of life

Like a ministry preacher, his ten commandments the periodic table and strife

He didn\'t know any of what he taught, left white phosphorus out of the water

As with fists a girl he fought, blew up the lab narrowly avoided a slaughter

Flooded our class with chlorine gas, had to evacuate the entire school

Played fart tunes on his ass, made up mnemonic songs like an old fool

One day he wasn\'t there, the principal came in, chaos was running rife

Later we found he had put a bullet under his chin, after he had killed his wife