Now look here
What doesn\'t Fido know?
Seeing as he knows 99% of everything
There is to know
Questions - replies - comments to him
On a postcard, please!
He wants to know, erm, what is the 1%
That he does not know
And then he\'ll know that too
He\'ll work out difficult sums
Such as 99% + 1% = 100%
He\'ll say, Hooray!
Now I know everything!
LOL
PS. Maybe he won\'t say Hooray
As that was Adam and Eve\'s downfall -
Wanting to know everything
Eating from the forbidden tree of knowledge of good and evil.
He just wants to know
Erm, what doesn\'t he know!