A bit of graffiti there
Not thought up by me, but by....
You knows the gal
Her Indoors - who I married
The famous KP!
Well, she\'s hardly indoors really
She\'s nearly always out
Having the botox treatment again
Or appearing on TV, radio, films, magazines, etc, etc
I have to humour her, ya know
And it\'s me paying for most of her treatments
She\'s about to have visit number 4938372652
To the botox clinic
Dunno why she complains to me
Cos I only try to cheer her up
Saying to her after every visit
\'You\'re looking more trout-like today, dear!\'
I only say it when I\'m tipsy
How could I say \'Dear\' when I\'m sober?! Heehee
\'Now, c\'mon,\' says Fido to me
\'Is this all really true?\'
\'Yep,\' I says! LOL.
But she gets her own back
If it\'s her turn to cook
She feeds me Fido\'s bones
And gives him my dinners!