Honesty Policy.
Harrys a good man and truly believes in total honesty.
He has always been told it is the best policy.
Mary asked does my arse look fat in this dress.
Harry replied of course darling what else did you expect.
Needless to say, Mary was angry and not impressed.
Poor Harry realised honesty was not necessarily the best.
Tobani August 2025
Daisy and Gerry.
Daisy the cow and Gerry the camel shared a stable one night.
Laying together Gerry decided to give Daisy the romantic jump.
A few weeks later it became clear Daisy was pregnant.
This gave farmer Fred and his wife the right old grump.
After 9 long months pregnant Daisy finally gave birth.
To a very healthy-looking calf off with two humps.
Tobani August 2025.