Is it all true?
These antics, these escapades
Of KP and I?
And of Fido, a reading, talking dog?
Checking the poems still
Barking at ya if ya \'forget\' to mark
Certain poems as 18+
Fido knows - he says to ya
\'O yeah, so you \'forgot?\' conveniently -
Pull the other one!\'
Is it Botox Land, or Cloud Cuckoo Land
That we\'re living in here?
KP, Fido, and me, that is
Has KP really had 4987363528
Appointments of botox treatment?
Answer to all this nonsense:
Yessssssssssssssss! (probably)
LOL.