Trying to enjoy a pint alone, sitting in the pub,
What happened is something I never thought of.
Approached by an old guy talking about science,
His actions and mannerisms signaled compliance.
No, Mr.Science guy, we didn\'t evolve from apes,
He tried to change my viewpoint, with stakes.
Went in one ear and out the other, he denied God,
Left with pretty much a full pint, which I found odd.