Chocoholic.
Can I have that bag of Malteser’s.
I would be your best friend for life.
If you gave me that bag of revels.
You could even share my wife.
Now if I had that bar of Dairy Milk.
That would really top things it off.
If you throw in that Cadbury\'s creme egg.
Then you can have everything I\'ve got.
Tobani July 2025.
Man From Mars.
The man said he had arrived from Mars
That he had to travel very far
When we looked further into this
It turned out he was from the planet Twix.
Tobani July 2025.