Not now, KP
Not while the UK heatwave lasts
I can\'t give you more money for botox
Cos you\'ll only melt
And look more ghastly than ever
Though you welcome my compliments
When I say each day to ya
\'You\'re looking more lovely and trout-like each day, dear!\'
It\'s cos I still calls her \'dear!\'
She can\'t see through my insults
And my being \'orrible to her. (heehee)
She deserves it though
Take her down a peg or two
That is, when I ever see her in person
Cos 99% of the time
She\'s on TV, radio, newspapers, magazines
Adn a hundred other places
Well, I deserve it too
When she insults me
And Fido referees our slanging matches!
LOL.