Cabbages Rule OK?
Or shall we try \'Pork Pies Rule OK\'?
But how ate them all
Was it me? Or was it you?
All I eat is pork, pork, and pork
In crusty pies - tasty
I\'ve noticed they\'re very intelligent
They could form a political party
Or maybe \'intelligent\' and \'politics\'
Don\'t go together?!
Oh, summat\'s gotta happen
We could have a slogan:
\'Pork Pies For Ever -
The Answer to all Your Problems!\'
Well, maybe! Heehee
Don\'t worry
Two men in white coats have turned up
To take me away
(they\'re painters and decorators. lol)
And I\'ll keep taking the tablets!