Nope, I\'m afraid it\'s not a dream
It\'s all true, all real, you know
My marriage to KP
It went downhill from day one
A living nightmare
Was that you, Fido, that fateful evening
Halloween - when else could it have been?
Did you hide the water from my tipple
So that I got tipsy
And said \'I will\' or I do\' to KP?
Noooooo, Fido replies
You know it was KP who hid the water
But you\'ve always got me
And I know you think of me
A million more times worth than KP
There she is now
Banished to my kennel!
You got her fooled though
When you say to her each day;
\'You\'re looking more trout-like each day, my dear!\'
It\'s the \'my dear!\' bit that fools her - Heehee.
Oh, I got some nutty owners, Fido says