This is probably not a Haiku, but it might be 5.7.5.
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Married to KP (KP has taken up two syllables here)
It\'s been downhill from day one
All in Cuckoo Land
(No change there then from me, KP, Fido, etc)
LOL
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\'A rubbish attempt,\' says KP to me
Though Fido never insults me
Just for saying that, KP
A double helping of sewage today
For your dinner
While Fido and I have roast beef
And all the trimmings! Heehee.
\'That dog\'ll have to go,\' says KP
\'Woof! Never,\' says Fido
\'Woof! Never,\' says I too
I\'m barking mad -
A very corny old joke there!