This is very painful for me to write
But I hope you and Jerry have a very
happy life together
For you took my lover away from me;
I am always jealous of you
For I can never compare to you, never
For Jerry always talks about you
Like you\'re God\'s gift to the universe,
So hey what about me?
Am I chopped liver at the bottom of the barrel?
For I see what\'s happening here...you don\'t like me!
And it\'s strictly evident,
For God has awakened me to many things
I guess I never knew you before
A passionate guy with a toxic outlook on life,
I guess you are toxic like my Jerry...
For my Jerry knows when to insult me
And he knows when to love bomb me...
But I guess you took that all away from me
When me and Jerry\'s love died;
Oh how could you watch us die?
How could you take him away from me?
I will never forgive you
For I hope you die...and soon!
For you and Jerry could never be gay lovers
For neither of you are gay!
So what\'s with this satisfaction
Of watching me suffer,
When I am already in pain?
For he treats you
Better than he treats me,
I can only hope for sympathy!
For why do you hate me
When you don\'t even know me?
I guess I am an eternal disease.
For my light shines so bright
For even the wickedest of strangers
Try to hide their true feelings from me...
And the truth about Paulie is
He is not of God
Just like the rest of the world
And Jerry too.
Shall I forgive
The very part of you
Who stole my lover?
I guess you will never know me
Even if you wanted to,
You couldn\'t handle the light
That exposes your eternal demons
Oh dear Paulie.
Oh what do you have to hide?
Do you love my Jerry in secret?
Do you hope that his blood
drips into your veins?
For I am having an awakening here
And nothing is off limits!
Does your wife know
About this little love affair
That you and Jerry have, huh?
Well I am all alone
And I am left out in the cold
Because of your bitter and selfish ways...
Goodbye to your crappy pizza
Goodbye to your crappy wings
For they were no good anyway!
I hope you and Jerry
Have a happy life together.