Woof! Fido says to me
Writing so-called \'poems\' of trivia
Utter nonsense
Just rambling on -
Saying 50 words now when 5 will do
What happened to using 20 words when 5 will do?
Though there\'s no change there for you, then!
And will you stop contributing
Under false pretences
Writing neither poem nor haiku
Nor senryu nor wotsits, or whatever!
I\'ll make no bones about it, he says to me -
No use you pretending to be a professional poet
And making out ya know
What iambic pentameters are
And all that stuff!
I, of course, Fido humbly says
Know 99% of everything
Though I don\'t brag about it!
Heehee.