Kevin Hulme

All the Nice Girls...

I know of a lady called Young Miss Dunn,

Who went on a Cruise in search of the Sun.

And 12 months later she was pushing a  Pram,

A cute little Baby with the Name Mary Ann.                                                    \'Would that be the Cruise you\'ve recently had\'?                                        She said \'No It\'s  the Captains,  the Rascally  Old Gad\'.