Ohh, don\'t ya know
I\'m a professional poet
And I\'ll brag about it
Blow me own trumpet loudly
Get too big for me boots
A bit like KP really! Heehee
I\'ll explain things fully to ya
Those iambic wotsits -
Iambic pentameter thingies
Aren\'t thy something of architecture -
Iambic columns
And I know what a Haiku is -
It\'s a foreign sneeeze
Hai-choo, not Ah-choo!
I\'ll be full of alliterations and acrostics
And various formats -
8.8.8.8., 6.7.3.8. or even 56.34.82.27.
Sounds like someone playing bingo!
Fido told me all this -
Was he telling me the truth, or pulling my leg
Just to humour me, to keep me quiet?! LOL