Now, c\'mon, says Fido to me
When will this stop?
These corny jokes you post
Most of them over a million years old
We\'ve probably heard them all before!
Oh no! Not the \'Anyone seen Bill Posters or Bill Stickers\' joke
As in \'Why they gonna be prosecuted? What have they done?
And that tiresome Fire Door joke
\'This door must be kept closed at all times;
So how we gonna get out if there is a fire?\'
Jump out the window - unless your on the 19th floor or higher!
Don\'t tell us more, Orchi, says Fido
We\'ll be bored silly
And I just dozed off there myself
(Fido, that is, not me - I was too busy writing the jokes)
Argh! Please don\'t inflict them on us
Ya knows we can\'t bear \'em
It\'s not like that joke in a comedy show
That whoever heard it couldn\'t stop laughing
With your jokes it\'s a case of
\'Laugh; I never even started!\'
It\'s the same for modern comedy shows
Now look, says Fido
Ya knows that guy who has a choice:
50 years prison or your jokes for a week -
He chose your jokes
Worse than seeing a week of \'Neighbours\'
Or an equally ghastly UK show
Now he\'s in the madhouse!
Heehee.