Ohhh, now a jolly poem - of sorts
If it can be called a poem
I\'ll cheer ya up - not!
If ya feeling gloomy
I\'ll make it worse for ya
I\'m a gloom and doom merchant, me
But a humorous one! lol.
Yep, the nights are drawing in now (UK, that is)
And if ya like it or not
Only 3 and a bit months
To the Ch.... word
Only permitted to say it in December!
Ohh, cheer up there, too much rain today?
Don\'t worry, there\'s more rain for tomorrow!
Or too hot in a heatwave?
No problem, even hotter tomorrow!
Dunno why ya are complaining. heehee.
I\'ll help ya waste about 25 seconds each day
Just read this nonsense and similar stuff!
Well, having only 3 brain cells
I can\'t think of good things AND bad things
At the same time!
When ya gonna return to hymn-poems, Fido asks?
Well, I\'ve dried up a bit
Having a nutty interlude, I suppose
No matter, he says
Meanwhile just keep feeding KP my old bones
And let me share your roast dinners still
And keep writing this \'rubbish\'!
LOL.