Prob the smartest decision I made this decade,
Not full of aspartame, making my own lemonade.
Some call this planet a sort of simulated charade,
I shave my own head to #1 with no kind of fade,
Less than a month off a year, we\'re totally played,
No longer chasing them women, I\'ve been laid,
Put in my place, told to behave but not dismayed,
Beat myself on the head, the instrumental Dre\'d,
My life is some sort of anime, a bit like Beyblade.