The howling wind blows strong today
and on the lawn where children play
a caravan is lying flat
and that is very odd is that
I hadn\'t got one yesterday.
An influencer working hard n line
failed miserably and had to resign
he had little impact
he was useless in fact
like a fart in a gale force nine
There is an old man in Chippenham
whose eyebrows have a great dip in them
they sweep down his nose
where little else grows
but it does makes it easy for trimming ‘em.