The master of the living room,
‘cause I’ve got the clicker,
my children, to my tastes shall groom,
‘cause I’ve got the clicker
They storm around, they scream and shout,
they act as if they’re all put out,
they whine and moan, complain and pout,
‘cause I’ve got the clicker
Procedurals, I won’t partake,
‘cause I’ve got the clicker,
network news lies and berates,
but I’ve got the clicker
Adventure tales, I am a fan,
better sit-coms, I can stand,
but mostly I stream on broadband
when I have the clicker
Reality, thy grind at me,
so I grab the clicker,
a stress release, so great the need,
so I grab the clicker
To reset faith with simple tales,
to restore peace amidst travails,
I rarely feel so week or frail
when I’ve got the clicker.