LIMERICKS 148, 149 & 150
There was an old man with one eye
Who decided to make apple pie
But sadly the crust
all crumbled to dust
which made his one eye start to cry
There was a young lass called Jemima
who fancied herself as a rhymer
so she got out her pen
stabbed her finger which then
crushed her hopes as a rhymer designer
There was a young lass called Mandy
Who was known to be incredibly randy
she thought up a plan
to entice a young man
to practice her modus operandi.