Doggerel Dave

Bloody Foreigners…

‘Wake up in the morning, to breakfast I go.

To accompany me in my endeavours,

Meet the world: I turn on the radio;

News so depressing, it gives me the shivers:

 

If not war its homelessness – you know that stuff

All inflicted on us by foreigners.

They push in and make life far too tough.

For them, own bulletin separate from the others:

 

All Ordinaries; ASX two hundred;

Reserve bank cuts rate one quarter percent.

Gold steady; the S and P five hundred…

And on and on it goes without relent.

 

What language is this? I don\'t understand,

Sounds like English but it don’t make no sense;

They even speak in code – let’s get them banned -

Foreigners out with their English pretense…