LIMERICKS 151, 152 & 153
There was an old man called lee
addicted was he to hot tea
but when dunking a bag
he met up with a snag
when it burst and the leaves were set free.
There was an old lady called Smelly Nelly
who went to bed wearing both her wellies
and such was the stench
it made your cheeks clench
and it turned the wax candles to jelly.
There was an old lass called shaby Gabby
Who\'s hair was long and straggly and shaggy
it fell past her shoulders
which stuck out like boulders
and swept past her boobs which were craggy and saggy.