When will you write some sensible stuff again?
Fido asks me
Though you know he writes 99% of the sensible stuff really
And who am I? he asks me
A talking, reading dog?
Ordering me (nicely) to get his pipe (no baccy in it)
And carpet slippers
So he can sit by the fire of an evening
And check out them poems
Seeing if he has to bark at anyone
\'Forgetting\' that 18+ tick box
Where it should be ticked
He knows the excuses
Of \'conveniently forgetting\'!
Heehee