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on
End quote/Slogan: If you can’t trust a Silverman, who can your trust
Interest rate: 1.55%
Birds tweeting in the background
We then hear a sound of someone flopping down on a park
bench
Person 1: “What’s that?”
Person 2: “My phone.”
1: “No, I mean what\'s on your phone?”
2: “The First Missouri Bank app.”
1: “You’re still using First Missouri Bank!?”
2: “Yeah… what is it to ya?”
1: “Well, don’t you know you get 1.55% interest at the Silvermans
Bank of Opportunity!”
2: “Oh my God, I didn\'t know that! Thanks, for that info.”
Narrator: “At Silvermans Bank we prefer everything handled with real,
genuine hands, not some shifty tube monstrosity. We’ll greet you with open
arms and wide, warm, heartfelt smiles all because, well… If you can’t trust
a Silverman, who can you trust?”