Middle Leg.
Johnny the cricketer was extremely well hung
On this day he found it quite difficult to run.
So, he decided to try and slog the ball instead.
In came the full toss, bang LBW right on his middle leg.
Tobani July 2025.
Sun Never Shone
Alfred was mucking around on the porch.
He suddenly slipped and fell on the torch.
When he landed it went straight in his bum.
Now Alfred can see where the sun never shone.
Tobani July 2025.