Oohh steady on there
Who\'s this saying this stuff to me?!
You bounder, you cad, you.......
Never a nice word for KP
Always being \'orrible
Saying things to her every day like:
\'You\'re looking more trout like each day dear!\'
I knows you, you\'re subtle
Covers up the slagging off
By calling her \'dear\'
That\'s what deceives her
Causes her to continue with botox
Cos she thinks she\'s improving her appearance
Cos you keep saying those words to her
It might be Fido telling me off
But I doubt it
Cos he\'s too happy eating dinners with me
While we throw her his old bones
And keep her in the kennel at meal times
How long will this last?
This rubbishing of KP?
Answer: probably forever!
LOL.