I thought I\'d try some dating sites
To fill the cold long lonely nights
Though this is not where dinosaurs are found
The catfish orbiting this pool
Rejoice when taking me to school
I\'ve never walked on such uneven ground
I made a profile of myself
Spoke of my interests job and health
And even shared some of my future dreams
On thinning ice without a skate
Can\'t fathom out or navigate
A place where nothing\'s ever as it seems
I got a match set up the date
She looked the part I took the bait
She showed up late and stomped across the floor
So now I just want to escape
Her filters changed her face and shape
I long for how it all went down before
Him ....you dancing ?
Her....you asking?
Him....I\'m asking
Her.... I\'m dancing