orchidee

Mad Interlude No.948735272

....or summat like that, I\'ve lost count!

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I told ya, I\'m not human; or I\'m half-human, half guinea-pig

How come they let me in on the \'verify\'?

Fido\'s more human than me

I reckon he\'s 90% human - heehee.

And as for KP

She\'s not human

She\'s just an old trout

(I\'m \'orrble to her! lol)

 

You still human there? Or maybe not?

Are you sure? What % are you sure?

You might be a pink elephant

Or a flying pig

For all we know - or for all you know, as the saying goes

 

Do shut up now, Orchi, says Fido to me

You\'re beginning to ramble

And ya know ya start spouting rubbish then

Though sometimes - there\'s not change there then

No change to when you\'re in a sensible frame of mind - 

But when was the last time that was so?

Probably when dinosaurs ruled the earth

Seeing as ya say Goldfinch and you

Are millions of years old!

 

Fido knows - 

He\'s the fount of all wisdom

Well, 99% of it anyway!

LOL.