I was young once but now I\'m in Rio
I loved yesterday but found I couldn\'t pay the price
Fidelity came packaged in a love triangle trio
Should have taken Lao Tzu\'s advice
Sunday\'s melt on the grill
Saturdays have wrinkled cloths
The president is on the morning after pill
The poet writes with a rubber hose
Stained glass pages of history\'s book
Once love now a noose, I begin to dance
The mythical fish got off Proverb\'s hook
With my hands tied it\'s hard to pull up my pants
I spent Charon\'s coins paying for a life ill spent
I\'m so far under cover I need an air vent