I\'m \'orrible, oh yes!
Marrying KP turned me strange
I\'ve never been the same since
(Or - no change there then?! lol).
Turkey today?\' KP asks me
Nooooo dear, we\'re in the UK, not USA
It\'s not Thanksgiving for us
But don\'t worry
I will serve you up sewage as usual
Instead of turkey you can have a double helping of it
That\'s gross, says Fido
Oh, don\'t bother about KP, I tell Fido
Come and have roast dinner with me
And strawberries and cream for afters
And chuck KP your old bones
There she is, in your kennel
Well, gotta take her down a peg or two
And keep her that way!
Heehee
But, Fido, you know I can\'t escape
As she\'s put this ball on chain me ankle
And thrown away the key. Doh!