Not at all allergic to the sea
Just the things that live in it
Not at all carried by the breeze
But the chills will bring a sneeze
It\'d be a shame to have no home for dwelling
But the dust of this one brings my lungs swelling
December\'s Eve being rather chilly
I can\'t help but feel so silly
I cannot breathe and enjoy the silence
But I\'ll hold my breathe in reticence
For I\'d rather die quietly today
Then continue to lie so loudly