I wish I didn’t feel this way.
I bet she says things that I would say,
If only I knew how to flirt.
I’d ask you to teach me something,
While wearing a short skirt.
Then compliment your teaching skills.
Oh wait, I did that already.
What’d she do? Give you some pills?
Is that why you left me?
Was she the dealer to your addict?
No, I can’t leave this be.
Why her, when I was right here?
Tonight, I know I won’t be getting any sleep.
I think she woke up in your arms,
Did you set the cuddle alarm?
I can smell her on you, floral perfume,
Yes, I think I can safely assume,
Exactly what happened last night.
I think I can see it,
Your hands on her nameless, faceless body.
Soft skin, perfect tits.
Broke my perfect fucking fairytale.
That’s okay though,
I think I’m ready to go to jail.