Malo J

How To Survive an Argument in 15 Steps

1) Give in. Give up. Admit

Fault. Apologize a lot.

2) Apologize.

3) Retreat to the back of your

Mind. Float above your body

Like there is no tomorrow.

4) Apologize.

5) Don’t cry. Don’t cry.

Don’t cry. Don’t cry.

6) Cry regardless.

7) Don’t ask for an apology

Because he yelled.

You’re manipulating him.

8) Don’t tell him you were scared.

You’re manipulating him.

9) Apologize.

10) Stop talking. You’re useless.

11) Sit on your hands so they

Don’t shake.

12) Apologize.

13) Apologize.

14) Apologize.

15) Apologize.