Sex like having to pee, begins down between the legs you see
A building of pressure, a nagging surge to purge
At first denied, but growing stronger the longer it is neglected inside
In anticipation you prance do a little dance, as one unbuttons their pants
When you\'re young parents say just wait but they can take a leak when they want to, mate
Old men have trouble with their flow, women the older, the more they want to go
Soon it nags and pushes distractions out of the mind becoming the only attractions one can find
At this point any toilet will do, dirty or not, public or private, you will even pay too
And pictures of or sound of running water just makes the curse so much worse than it oughta
A building urge so strong, you\'ll wet yourself if you wait too long
And after such relief and joy, the mind is ready for other things to employ
Like a smoke, you bedraggled bird or bloke