Big old store, aisles galore things as far as you can see
So I asked the clerk, who\'s kind of a jerk if he could find something for me
You got what I like since I was a tyke, I know you know what I mean
I got one last year so I find it real queer that there is none to be seen
What\'s it called he drawled, as his lip he began to chew
A whatchamacallit, if you got it but a whatchamagoogy will do
He scratched his head and started to turn red, no I said what\'s its name
A thingamabob, he started to sob so I said a deelybopper\'s the same
Give me a doohickey I ain\'t picky, a horse is a horse by any other name I fear
Another name, doodad would be the same, surely ya got one round here
Some call it a whatnot, no not a cumquat, don\'t see it, that\'s queer
He started to shake and a fist to make, he was trembling it was quite clear
Don\'t ya speak English why can\'t ya distinguish what I\'m asking for
Sorry I didn\'t hear, your words weren\'t clear, you say its on aisle twenty four