Putting down a holiday revolt is an orange haired dolt
Christmas a foreign tale, deemed unamerican it is necessary to curtail
Jesus not born on US soil, a suspected terrorist his sedition we must spoil
Imports to control, place tariffs on children\'s toys from the North Pole
Santa denied a visa is detained, awaiting deportation in chains retained
Due to global warming, a slice of ICE sent to the North Pole to chill the soul
Gathering up elves in twelves and Episcopalians, charging Santa with hiring illegal aliens