Judy: So, whenever you’re ready, shall we begin?
Michael: Begin what?
Judy: Your session.
Michael: My session?
Judy: Your session. You understand where you are, don’t you?
Michael: In a room with a middle aged woman.
Judy: Indeed.
Michael: What would I want with a middle aged woman?
Judy: What do you want with a middle aged woman?
Michael: I wouldn’t know, you’re the middle aged woman, it stands to reason you would know what you want with you.
Judy: Have you ever done this before?
Michael: No.
Judy: Okay. So, take your time, and say whatever comes to mind.
Michael: Anything?
Judy: Anything.
Michael: I’m here to what, exactly? Tell you stuff?
Judy: You’re here to discuss yourself, yes, whatever your problem is.
Michael: I don’t have a problem.
Judy: Then why are you here?
Michael: Why are you here?
Judy: Because I get paid.
Michael: Isn’t your job to help people?
Judy: That’s the general premise, yes.
Michael: Do you care more about the people or the money?
Judy: I care for both.
Michael: For what?
Judy: The money and the people.
Michael: Why didn’t you say that before?
Judy: You never asked.
Michael: I never asked?
Judy: You never asked.
Michael: Whatever you say Calamity Shaw.
Judy: Did I mishear, or did you just refer to me as “Calamity Shaw?”
Michael: You did in fact mishear.
Judy: I don’t suppose I did.
Michael: Then you didn’t. ‘Cause you’re always right.
Judy: Not always, no. But contrary to popular belief, my hearing is pretty good for someone of my age.
Michael: Okay. I did.
Judy: May I ask why?
Michael: No reason.
Judy: No reason?
Michael: It’s nothing.
Judy: Nothing is nothing.