I tried to write my book today,
A beautiful disaster that was.
My plot went sideways on page 5,
My worth went down the drain.
I tried to write my book today,
They laughed back at me.
Said \"Princess, give up. You\'re not good enough.\"
Help, motivate me.
I tried to write my book today,
I realized I suck at this,
Perhaps I was never good at this,
Dear lord, I wish to cry.